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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    The long-awaited double vinyl LP, expertly RE-MASTERED FOR VINYL by Sun Room Audio. One record is the color of cheese, the other record is the color of a moldy toad. Colorful gatefold jacket. Includes a 12-page lyrics booklet. VERY limited edition, only 300 copies were made! Get this collectors item NOW and add a new dimension of "what the fuck?" to your record collection. Packaged carefully with guaranteed shipping via Dripfeed Records.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics

You're a stupid tourist in Yellowstone
"Please don't approach bison, leave them alone"
But you did not listen to the park ranger
Or read the signs warning you of the danger

Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around
Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay
Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone
This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you

But to you, Instagram is more important
Your greed and stupidity can't be avoided
You get gored by bison, everyone looks
as you're mashed into a pulp by bison hooves

Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around
Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay
Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone
This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you

Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison

Bison!!!

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Chopping Mall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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