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lyrics

Such a pile of bullshit, such a fuckin' buzzkill
I really hate your fucking face
You look like a fucking twat, every single word you say
is a load of goat shit

You're a lying sack of shit, in secret you probably
pay hookers to shit on you
You command an army of easily-deceived grannies
& old people in Florida

Televised billionaire, brainwashing weak-minded rubes
turning their brains into mush
Making up a bunch of shit, raking all their money in
with your shit-eating grin

You look like a ball bag, and some day I bet you
probably will go to Hell
And once you are in Hell, Satan will shit on you
while demons pee on your face

I summon Satan
with the Necronomicon
Acidic urine
burns your fuckin' face
I open the Ark Of The Covenant
like in Raiders Of The Lost Ark
then all these ghosts come out
and melt your fucking face

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Chopping Mall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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