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You're a rich fucking prick
You paid for a hunting safari
With your dumb little khaki outfit
Soon you will be sorry

You think you're a tough guy
In the safety of your humvee
Wasting tons of gasoline
in the deserts of Mali

Trophy hunting is for assholes
and you are an asshole
You're a spoiled rich little piece of shit
killing just for trophy

You see some nice elephants
minding their own business
you reach for your big gun
compensate for your small penis

On this day the elephant will take revenge
It's high on peyote
It is much stronger, and much bigger than you
so it stomps your humvee

Elephant's foot stomping the shit out of you
Trunk crushing your torso
Ivory tusks impale and dismember you
Impaled by elephant tusks

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Chopping Mall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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