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Arctic expedition, riding on a sled
Into a canyon of magical ice
You brought provisions, a loaf of pizza bread
bag of Chex Mix and a giant hoagie

When you weren't looking, a walrus approached
Hungry cause there was no penguins to eat
It knocks you out with a sock full or rocks
And then he sits down and he eats all your food

He cracks open a beer
EAT!!!
Eating all of your food

You're lying there with a massive head wound
unable to move, walrus eating your food
and drinking tons of Old Style and Strohs
You wonder where did he get all that beer?

No one will find you, your carcass is doomed
Humongous walrus devours your food
Then suddenly some penguins show up too
they brought more beer, now you're totally screwed

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Chopping Mall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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