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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    The long-awaited double vinyl LP, expertly RE-MASTERED FOR VINYL by Sun Room Audio. One record is the color of cheese, the other record is the color of a moldy toad. Colorful gatefold jacket. Includes a 12-page lyrics booklet. VERY limited edition, only 300 copies were made! Get this collectors item NOW and add a new dimension of "what the fuck?" to your record collection. Packaged carefully with guaranteed shipping via Dripfeed Records.

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lyrics

Field trip with the fuckin' school
My fuckin' classmates are assholes
Museum of natural history
Cursed and haunted from the mummies.
My teacher is a Satan-worshipper
Summoning the powers of the dead
Causing skeletons to come to life
Ripping everyone to shreds.

Dinosaur
Skeleton
tearing unsuspecting visitors limb from limb
Stegasaur
Tyranosaur
Creating a new mess for the janitor

Dinosaur
See the gore
Human meat is shredded by the raptor
Revenge for
Extinction
Back from the dead to kill again

Primordial resurrection
humans are food, live dissection
(Archaeological gore destruction
eaten alive by dinosaur skeletons)

Jurassic obliteration
not enough mops at the janitor station
(eaten alive by dinosaur skeletons
ruins your trip to the museum)

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Chopping Mall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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