Forced To Eat Moldy Granola

from Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets by Chopping Mall

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lyrics

A camping trip in the wilderness
you have to bring your own food
Sticks of cheese and some Slim Jims
A small amount of trail mix

The hike is long and strenuous
You're working up an appetite
You haven't tried granola yet
Focused on eating other foods

Eating food for the energy
But raccoons take your food
And leave you with nothing more
than a package of granola that is moldy

The raccoons ran away with your food
And now you're lost in the forest
In a state of desperation
You take a handful
OF MOLD

It was a mistake
You should not have eaten it
The toxins fill your bloodstream
And turn you into a zombie

Your brain is now a pile of mush
You wander to a bear cave
And then the bear eats you
And now we have a zombie bear

Forced To Eat moldy granola

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from Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets, released April 17, 2020

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KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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