Choking On Unchewed Food

from Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets by Chopping Mall

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lyrics

All you can eat fish-fry
Goin' every Friday night
to a filthy neighborhood pub
to binge-eat and get real drunk

You didn't chew the food
Coughing and choking up mush
Cheese curd stuck in your throat
Your carcass falls to the floor

You ate the food too fast
and no one knows the Heimlich
Your mouth is filled with walleye,
rye bread and cole slaw

Now the bar staff is laughing at you
as bits of food fly from your stupid face
Nobody cares, everybody just looks
as the juke box plays some Bon Jovi

Choke choke choke

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from Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets, released April 17, 2020

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